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quotes[0] = "I am at two with nature.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[1] = "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[2] = "Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[3] = "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[4] = "To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[5] = "More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.\n <div align='right'><b>-Woody Allen</b></div>";

quotes[6] = "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[7] = "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[8] = "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[9] = "The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[10] = "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[11] = "This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[12] = "Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[13] = "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[14] = "Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[15] = "Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[16] = "The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[17] = "In the part of this universe that we know, there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[18] = "Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[19] = "War does not determine who is right - only who is left.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[20] = "Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.\n <div align='right'><b>-Bertrand Russell</b></div>";

quotes[21] = "If there were a verb meaning 'to believe falsely,' it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[22] = "Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[23] = "If a lion could talk, we could not understand him.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[24] = "You get tragedy where the tree, instead of bending, breaks.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[25] = "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[26] = "Someone who knows too much finds it hard not to lie.\n <div align='right'><b>-Ludwig Wittgenstein</b></div>";

quotes[27] = "Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.\n <div align='right'><b>-Albert Camus</b></div>";

quotes[28] = "An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.\n <div align='right'><b>-Albert Camus</b></div>";

quotes[29] = "All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.\n <div align='right'><b>-Jean-Paul Sarte</b></div>";

quotes[30] = "Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.\n <div align='right'><b>-Jean-Paul Sarte</b></div>";

quotes[31] = "Hell is other people.\n <div align='right'><b>-Jean-Paul Sarte</b></div>Hell is also yourself.\n <div align='right'><b>-R. Crumb</b></div>";

quotes[32] = "If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.\n <div align='right'><b>-Jean-Paul Sarte</b></div>";

quotes[33] = "Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.\n <div align='right'><b>-Jean-Paul Sarte</b></div>";

quotes[34] = "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.\n <div align='right'><b>-Douglas Adams</b></div>";

quotes[35] = "I refuse to 'look up.' Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Kennedy Toole</b></div>";

quotes[36] = "You always admire what you really don't understand.\n <div align='right'><b>-Blaise Pascal</b></div>";

quotes[37] = "All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.\n <div align='right'><b>-Blaise Pascal</b></div>";

quotes[38] = "Between us and heaven or hell there is only life, which is the frailest thing in the world.\n <div align='right'><b>-Blaise Pascal</b></div>";

quotes[39] = "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.\n <div align='right'><b>-Blaise Pascal</b></div>";

quotes[40] = "The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason.\n <div align='right'><b>-Blaise Pascal</b></div>";

quotes[41] = "Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man.\n <div align='right'><b>-Fyodor Dostoevsky</b></div>";

quotes[42] = "Realists do not fear the results of their study.\n <div align='right'><b>-Fyodor Dostoevsky</b></div>";

quotes[43] = "Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.\n <div align='right'><b>-Fyodor Dostoevsky</b></div>";

quotes[44] = "The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.\n <div align='right'><b>-Fyodor Dostoevsky</b></div>";

quotes[45] = "At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide.\n <div align='right'><b>-F. Scott Fitzgerald</b></div>";

quotes[46] = "Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues.\n <div align='right'><b>-F. Scott Fitzgerald</b></div>";

quotes[47] = "There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.\n <div align='right'><b>-F. Scott Fitzgerald</b></div>";

quotes[48] = "The victor belongs to the spoils.\n <div align='right'><b>-F. Scott Fitzgerald</b></div>";

quotes[49] = "I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.\n <div align='right'><b>-Kurt Vonnegut</b></div>";

quotes[50] = "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.\n <div align='right'><b>-Kurt Vonnegut</b></div>";

quotes[51] = "Fear cannot be without hope nor hope without fear.\n <div align='right'><b>-Baruch Spinoza</b></div>";

quotes[52] = "All political revolutions, not affected by foreign conquest, originate in moral revolutions. The subversion of established institutions is merely one consequence of the previous subversion of established opinions.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Stuart Mill</b></div>";

quotes[53] = "Eccentricity has always abounded when and where strength of character had abounded; and the amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and courage which it contained.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Stuart Mill</b></div>";

quotes[54] = "He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Stuart Mill</b></div>";

quotes[55] = "I am not aware that any community has a right to force another to be civilized.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Stuart Mill</b></div>";

quotes[56] = "The dictum that truth always triumphs over persecution is one of the pleasant falsehoods which men repeat after one another till they pass into commonplaces, but which all experience refutes.\n <div align='right'><b>-John Stuart Mill</b></div>";

quotes[57] = "All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.\n <div align='right'><b>-Edgar Allen Poe</b></div>";

quotes[58] = "I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.\n <div align='right'><b>-Lewis Carroll</b></div>";

quotes[59] = "There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.\n <div align='right'><b>-Lewis Carroll</b></div>";

quotes[60] = "Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[61] = "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[62] = "Life is too important to be taken seriously.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[63] = "Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[64] = "Only the shallow know themselves.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[65] = "The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.\n <div align='right'><b>-Oscar Wilde</b></div>";

quotes[66] = "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.\n <div align='right'><b>-Friedrich Nietzsche</b></div>";

quotes[67] = "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.\n <div align='right'><b>-Friedrich Nietzsche</b></div>";

quotes[68] = "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.\n <div align='right'><b>-Robert Frost</b></div>";